The Republic of Red Guardian V is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.056 billion Red Guardian Vians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The strong Red Guardian Vian economy, worth 34.9 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 33,068 lire, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 213,129 per year while the poor average 2,072, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Red Guardian V's national animal is the penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Red Guardian V is ranked 212,075^th in the world and 1^st in The Imperial Fascist Order for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.